We just thought this was funny. More car banter in the desert with Craig, Mitch and Kai.

Kai: Oh that wind, we had an hour of it. We missed it. It just came and went.

Craig: I know, that was so heavy.

Mitch: It’s gonna be a light and banging wind right now.

Kai: What happens if you just go mad on the Merlot, Mitch? It could be your thang.

Craig: I’m kinda bugging out on the little 5’4”.

Kai: You like it?

Craig: No, I just don’t like the look of it. In clips and shit it looks like you’re fake. You’re not really surfing like yourself.

Kai: Looks like a bit of an egg huh?

Craig: Yeah.

Kai: When did you surf it?

Craig: Never. The board goes insane but I just don’t like watching footage of it. You look like a fuckin Californian hoolihan fish rider. It’s not real, like when people say it’s not real surfing.

Kai: Yeah I know what you mean though, the boards just don’t look as fun as shortboards. Well, they do look fun.

Craig: They look too fun. You just don’t look like you’re surfing proper, like you’re really surfing.

Mitch: “Oh yeah, he did a full rotation, but he’s on that board, so…easy.”

Craig: Yeah. Exactly.

Mitch: Something like that.

Kai: So what are you thinking?

Craig: So I’m thinking about riding the dog-ass chop tail!

Kai: But then again, I’d probably rather you do a full rotation on the egg than not, on the other board.

Craig: That’s what I’m trying to figure out. If that’s worth it.

Kai: It is for sure, guaranteed. If it’s a magic board and goes good, just ride it.

Craig: But it fuckin looks dogshit.

Kai: Well then fuckin flare on the other one

Craig: I love this song. Do you like it? I like this song. What is this?

Kai: Future Islands.