We just thought this was funny. More car banter in the desert with Craig, Mitch and Kai.
Kai: Oh that wind, we had an hour of it. We missed it. It just came and went.
Craig: I know, that was so heavy.
Mitch: It’s gonna be a light and banging wind right now.
Kai: What happens if you just go mad on the Merlot, Mitch? It could be your thang.
Craig: I’m kinda bugging out on the little 5’4”.
Kai: You like it?
Craig: No, I just don’t like the look of it. In clips and shit it looks like you’re fake. You’re not really surfing like yourself.
Kai: Looks like a bit of an egg huh?
Kai: When did you surf it?
Craig: Never. The board goes insane but I just don’t like watching footage of it. You look like a fuckin Californian hoolihan fish rider. It’s not real, like when people say it’s not real surfing.
Kai: Yeah I know what you mean though, the boards just don’t look as fun as shortboards. Well, they do look fun.
Craig: They look too fun. You just don’t look like you’re surfing proper, like you’re really surfing.
Mitch: “Oh yeah, he did a full rotation, but he’s on that board, so…easy.”
Craig: Yeah. Exactly.
Mitch: Something like that.
Kai: So what are you thinking?
Craig: So I’m thinking about riding the dog-ass chop tail!
Kai: But then again, I’d probably rather you do a full rotation on the egg than not, on the other board.
Craig: That’s what I’m trying to figure out. If that’s worth it.
Kai: It is for sure, guaranteed. If it’s a magic board and goes good, just ride it.
Craig: But it fuckin looks dogshit.
Kai: Well then fuckin flare on the other one
Craig: I love this song. Do you like it? I like this song. What is this?
Kai: Future Islands.