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Dion Agius is a boss. Like really, he's our boss. Like a really sexy, handsome boss. And bosses can really fuck shit up sometimes. He's been punching his keyboard faster than Goro from Mortal Combat, planning every twist and turn of this trip for nine people, from villas and flights to dinners and motorbikes. But if you know Dion, anything he does while hungover is bound to be silly. Sometimes even retarded.
This was retarded: After a nasty night out on the town, the boss woke up early to book our flights for the next day to an island in Indo, only he booked flights to the wrong airport, on the whole other side of the island. Not to worry. Boss Dion — who somehow ended up with three different people’s cell phones from the night before — made a few calls and we were off to the other side of the island via cab with an incredibly scenic view. That, a few Bingtangs, and some great convos actually made for a wonderful road trip. Well done boss. —Warren Smith